*put "39/Smooth" in car cd player*
Person: What band is this?!
Me: Green Day
Person: What?! No it can't be!
Me: Yeah it is, this is their first album
Person: What?! No it's not! This is not American Idiot!
Me:....FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
*walking out of the chance after the Sonata Arctica / DragonForce show*
Person: DUDE! DRAGONFORCE KICKED ASS!
Me: Yeah they're not as bad live as I heard stories about.
Person: DUDE THEY ARE EPIC! Who was that band that opened for them though?
Me:...You mean Sonata Arctica? *points to shirt I'm wearing*
Person: Oh yeah, they weren't bad. They kind of stole DragonForce's sound though.
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*playing the new Converge album on my stereo*
Person: *walks in and is looking around the room*what's that noise? Do you hear it?
Me: Which noise?
Person: The one playing right now.
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*sitting at a table Purple Haze starts to play from somewhere*
Person: *starts to sing along quite badly* 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Me:...Um that's not how that line goes
Person: What?! Yes it is!
Me: No it's not. It's supposed to be " 'scuse me while I kiss the sky".
Person: What?! That makes no sense! and that's not how Pink Floyd wrote it!
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*In line at the bookstore*
Person: *looks at my Nirvana shirt* Nice shirt!
Me:...thanks? You like Nirvana too?
Person: Yeah!
Me:What's your favorite song?
Person: The one he sings in Moulin Rouge! He was sooo cute in that movie!
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*Hanging out with someone a while ago*
Me: Can I borrow your iPod for a little? I left mine I home.
Person: Sure if you let me check my email on your computer.
Me: Go ahead *takes iPod. Starts looking through artists*
Me: You have a lot of Japanese stuff...
Person: yeah i do
Me: *scrolls down to Led Zeppelin* Score! *looks in folder,
only one song: "Another Brick In The Wall"*
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*Talking with a person*
Me: So what kind of music do you like?
Person: I listen to everything except rap and country but I've
been listening to a lot of metal recently.
Me: Sweet, I listen to a lot of metal too. What are some of your favorite metal bands?
Person: Disturbed, Slipknot and um, Nickelback!
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*Kid walks in wearing an ICP shirt*
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*Freebird starts playing on radio*
Person: Who is this?
Me: Lynard Skynard
Person: Oh really? I don't think I've heard this one.
Me: Really? This is Freebird, it gets played a lot.
Person: Oh it is?! I couldn't tell, I usually just skip to the guitar solo on that one anyway.
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
*Looks at a person's music collection*
Me: Boston, sweet *click on folder, only "Foreplay/Longtime"*
Me: You just have this song by them?
Person: Well that's all I have by them on this computer.
Me: Ok. *opens David Bowie folder, only "Suffragette City"
Me: Oh come, David Bowie is great and you only have that one song?
Person: uh I think I've got more on my other computer.
Me: Ok. *opens Coheed And Cambria folder, only "Welcome Home"*
Me: (starting to see a pattern), how can you only have that one song?! Coheed is awesome!
Person: Um I might have left it on my other computer.
Me:*check album art work in ID3 tag, see "Rock Band Soundtrack" cover instead of actual cover*
Me:...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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